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I learned all about logos and promo at a very young age… my first “real” job was screen printing tee shirts at a promo company when I was 13. So needless to say I’ve seen some very good and very bad work done.
After all, your logo is supposed to convey not only what your brand is, but hopefully what your business does or is trying to sell. It’s supposed to represent. When I saw the new Sony Music logo I just did not “get it”. (Sony is not a client, this is my personal opinion.. just to be clear). Yes, SonyBMG is back to Sony Music after several years and so were in need of a new “face”. But, what is it? If you just saw the symbol, you’d think it was for a paint store or something. It’s not offensive or unattractive or awful, it just doesn’t say “hey, we make music”.
Basic elements of a great logo are:
- conveys your brand
- memorable
- looks good in black and white, as well as in color
- simple yet distinctive

NO ONE noticed? REALLY? WTF is right...
- no clutter or distraction
- scalable – looks good large or small
- easy to reproduce and maintain integrity
- keep in mind where it’s going to be used
A point that many miss is whether it’s easy to reproduce. If it’s going to be used for clothing, whether it be screen printed or embroidered, how tough or easy will it be to capture the nuances in colour or the fantastic detail? What works on the web or in print may not necessarily work for your company uniform or promo shirts.
One of the biggest things so many seem to overlook is “what is this going to look like to my potential clients?” It’s important to get feedback. What looks stellar to some, once unveiled, may not convey the message you wish to deliver. After all, the purpose of your logo is to be “Logogrammatic”.

Transfiguration High School's Logo. The person who approved this has been living in a cave.

Logo for Catholic Youth Diocese. FAIL.

- What looks like a computer mouse to some, may not to others….

The logo that was decided upon. ArtistsHeart Productions - a film & television production company. What do you think?
As most Canadians are aware the “Do Not Call List” went into effect last September and of course, now everyone in the country makes it through dinner without having to answer the phone with their mouths full.
What? No? You’re still getting calls? Look at the shock on my face.
When the CRTC announced it’s intentions to launch the DNCL, the average Canadian was thrilled that they could simply make a call or sign up online and they’d never be “harassed” again. More than 5.8 million numbers were registered with the DNCL right off the top. There are certain exemptions (political parties, opinion polls and the like… check out the DO NOT CALL website for more info) so you are likely to still get some calls.
But, telemarketing is big business in Canada. In 2006 alone, $4.1 billion was spent on telemarketing in Canada, generating $26.1 billion in sales and creating 155,000 jobs. And, the issues with the Do-Not-Call list are many. So the telemarketers are not going to roll over and play dead.. as much as you wish they would.
Anyone can go online and purchase the DNCL. Telemarketing companies are obligated to do so in order to update their call lists – they have 30 days to remove your number. However.. they have 30 days. In which time they can still call you. As well, this only applies to Canadian companies. Businesses calling from the U.S. or India can conceivably get the DNCL then dial to their hearts content.
However, this isn’t the point of my post. My point is to help you get through dinner each night without having to re-nuke it…
You’re eating dinner or painting the kitchen or bathing the dog or what have you and the phone rings.. you don’t recognize the number but you pick it up anyway. And you immediately get “Hi Mr/Mrs Homeowner..my name is Nancy and I’m calling from the ABC Company to inform you about our huge promotional deal on lawn care/driveway sealing/storm windows…”
At which point you either are intrigued by Nancy’s great offer and engage in witty banter or hang up/tell her it’s a bad time/scream at her until you pop a blood vessel in your eye.
These people aren’t trying to ruin your lives or poison your dog. They are doing a job. How do I know? I’ve done telemarketing on several occasions and I’ve been sworn at, yelled at, and instructed to perform various sexual acts to myself which I am very certain are anatomically impossible.
Most of these people did not pick this as their dream job. Likely, as in my case, it was a “make do” situation to pay the bills till something else came along. It’s not strenuous, but it’s not an easy gig. At times it’s mind dumbingly boring.. waiting for someone to pick up the phone. And the near constant rejection can be either extremely amusing (to someone like me… like when one woman told me she’d rather set her own hair on fire than talk to me…) or very hurtful.. You’d be surprised at what “sweet little old ladies” will tell you to do with your phone and your “great deal”.
So here, my friends, is the biggest secret I will ever tell you: screaming at telemarketers, swearing at them, hanging up…. doesn’t get you taken off their list.
The lists that these companies purchase are expensive and it’s a pain for them to take numbers off (so they say). So they will merely file your number away to be called on another occasion several months down the road… when you might be in a better mood. Telling them that it’s “not a good time right now” just makes them think that a later time will be better for you.
And then you will get another round of calls. And another cold dinner.
Here are the magic words.. the most important words you can utter: “Take me off your list”. That’s all you have to do. You can also ask for a confirmation number (they are legally obligated to provide one should you ask). The telemarketer on the other end is likely more than happy to accomodate you. It’s part of their job.
No need for threats or screaming or rudeness. Just “take me off your list”. Five magic words.. It’s a win/win. You get a hot meal.. the telemarketer doesn’t have to figure out how to accomplish anything remotely anatomically impossible.
Enjoy your meal.





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